scubatankfilledwithfarts: (THESE DUMB BABIES)
I've been trying to write this for as long as plumbers asscracks have felt the breeze of mother earth
This is the au thing, Before Joseph and Caesar
Before The Return Of Pony Boy


Never let your fear decide your fate. )
scubatankfilledwithfarts: (yeah)
Summary:
“The real question is, how the fuck are those women you woo able to take you yaking on and on? If all you do is talk about other dudes when you go pussy sailing, it’s no wonder your reserves are as dry as the desert,” Jojo mused, pressing his forehead to Caesar’s.

You run the 'O' and I run the 'D', so c'mon baby just jam for me )
scubatankfilledwithfarts: (yeah)
Summary:
How the fuck didn’t she-“
“I don’t know. I don’t want to know. But I think that put the fear of God in me.”
Hey diddle diddle, a Joestar and a Zeppeli diddling.


I will follow you until the end. )