scubatankfilledwithfarts: (powerful bitchfacing)
remember that brill DOG Solider!James au you came up with [personal profile] to_goldly_bo ? I played around with it a bit in order to suit something that I hope you delight in, I wanted it to be a nice thing for you. I took a lot of fuckin liberties with james' goddamn past, and I'm just guessing his mother was a bit of a fire cracker-- mostly the whole...being an old fuck thing. I'm sure I'll retcon it, but once I started I had trouble not trying to dip into the original verse of...their...themness, completely. So it's a little strange but magic is weird and fate and poop. So to my dear Commodore Boner with love, from the Gingerest of Farts
p.s i dont know anything about you-know-what.
this title is subject to change

Run, boy, run. )
scubatankfilledwithfarts: (badou)
Notes: me and [personal profile] to_goldly_bo did this other AU thing within our AU thing and uh sure, this was a collab, let's call it that as if we actually planned it. This is really fucking long and has a lot of our comments in between and shit so theres a warning, yup
I also plan to continue later tomorrow in a comment...and probably will do that with all of the ones i've left hanging...maybe we'll continue here as something idk

why don't you, and put us both out of the misery of your company )