a long ass home

[scubatankfilledwithfarts]

"It's a matter of honor, man."

"Aw, I didn't realize you guys cared that much about my honor!"

"I don't give a shit about yours now, or ever-- I know this dick cheese was the one who shaved my legs."

"Who cares about that anyway? Means you can be aerodynamic now."

“I needed that hair! For warmth! And masculinity! We’ll see how he likes peeling this stuff off his tits.”

“You ever think about how more hair for us is a given, but chicks with more hair is disgusting? Society just ain’t fair.”

“We kill people for a living—tell it to your philosophy teacher at community college, drop out. Now open up this bandaid for me and shut up.”