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scubatankfilledwithfartsKokonoe was a tough bitch, no one could ever refute that [as if anyone would dare even imply those words for fear of the ass kicking they’d receive to their tender ass cheeks]; at least to your average joe fuckall dumbass that hadn’t watched enough Daytime Television to see underneath the underneath. Every time that dick cheese loli fucking brother complex also known as Ragna would criticize her work or chuck her in that fuckforsaken pool or call her cold and uncaring she felt as tiny and useless and shitty as a goddamn bug. Every single word that managed to somehow coherently spew out of that fat mouth of his is bullshit, as always, but that doesn’t stop the blows from landing as steady as the rapidly falling tears of a majestic FireCrotch in the wind.
Not that she would ever admit that; if she wasn’t merely known for her bitchtude she was equally famous for her stubborn streak [most often than not foregoing admittance, that terrible first…or was it second step in favor of biting off her own tongue and choking on it]. But with every shitty stanky ass cloud like Ragna, there was a silver lining….
Well, a ginger one to be more accurate and scientific. For a dumbass with a mouth full of shit he was surprisingly observant and whenever she was in one of those bugsy moods he would hem and haw around and piss her the fuck off to the point where she’d kick his scrawny freckled ass [naturally].
When he always, always busted out with something along the lines of: “JUST GONNA STAND THERE AND WATCH ME CR- UH, LEAK MANISHLY?! WELL FINE, FUCK YOU, THAT’S JUST FINE, CAUSE I LIKE THE WAY….UH…YOUR ASS….LOOKS IN THOSE PANTS!” then and only then could she let herself soften and forget. For the moment [ when he makes an even bigger jackass of himself] anyway. If he thought differently then that’s all that matters and frankly Ragna could go suck his brothers’ ass.
Not that she would ever admit that; if she wasn’t merely known for her bitchtude she was equally famous for her stubborn streak [most often than not foregoing admittance, that terrible first…or was it second step in favor of biting off her own tongue and choking on it]. But with every shitty stanky ass cloud like Ragna, there was a silver lining….
Well, a ginger one to be more accurate and scientific. For a dumbass with a mouth full of shit he was surprisingly observant and whenever she was in one of those bugsy moods he would hem and haw around and piss her the fuck off to the point where she’d kick his scrawny freckled ass [naturally].
When he always, always busted out with something along the lines of: “JUST GONNA STAND THERE AND WATCH ME CR- UH, LEAK MANISHLY?! WELL FINE, FUCK YOU, THAT’S JUST FINE, CAUSE I LIKE THE WAY….UH…YOUR ASS….LOOKS IN THOSE PANTS!” then and only then could she let herself soften and forget. For the moment [ when he makes an even bigger jackass of himself] anyway. If he thought differently then that’s all that matters and frankly Ragna could go suck his brothers’ ass.
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